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So ... here you are. You've travelled a long, long way to get here, and you're hoping for something cool, eh? Ha! I fooled you!

Warning: This page is not suitable for minors or diminished sevenths. It's probably OK for the augmented among you. (That was a musician joke ... if you don't get it, take music lessons.)

If you can't read this, get a better browser! If you can't see backgrounds, get a better browser! If you don't see funny colours, get a better browser! If you always see funny colours, cut back on the acid, dude.

Who the heck is this guy anyway?
Lemme peek at his birthday/Christmas lists! Last update: 27 December 2012	Don't click this!
Where did he go on holiday? Added link to my diary entries for my trip to France in June-July 2009	Biographical Information Last update: 25 January 2009
Who's he going to marry? Future Wife Kari added 25 January 2009	What does he think happened this year? Gone stale
Who is he related to?	What happens to his friends? Final update: 8 March 1998
Are you my dream girl?	What does he do for a living?
What does he do?
Takes pictures Updated on 27 December 2012 - added some Christmas photos	Writes music Last update: 8 June 2009 - Added a new song
Plays music Last update: 19 September 2008 - various updates	Surfs the Web Updated 1 October 2004

I want some dirt!

Well, I suppose you could always check my mutual funds and see how they're doing. Come back once in a while to see if I'm getting rich (ha).

Is that IT?

Almost, but before I go, here are some informative links.

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Stephen M. Dunn

No vegetarians were harmed in the preparation of this page. But since I don't have an Ergonomically Correct Keyboard, I could probably sue you for looking at it and justifying my abuse of my carpal tunnels.
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