So ... here you are. You've travelled a long, long way to get here, and you're hoping for something cool, eh? Ha! I fooled you!
Warning: This page is not suitable for minors or diminished sevenths. It's probably OK for the augmented among you. (That was a musician joke ... if you don't get it, take music lessons.)
If you can't read this, get a better browser! If you can't see backgrounds, get a better browser! If you don't see funny colours, get a better browser! If you always see funny colours, cut back on the acid, dude.
Who the heck is this guy anyway?
|Lemme peek at his birthday/Christmas lists! Last update: 2 January 2022||Biographical Information Last update: 28 April 2021|
|Where did he go on holiday? 10 September 2014: added my trip to England in June-July 2014||Don't click this!|
|Who's he going to marry? Future Wife Kari added 25 January 2009||What does he think happened this year? Gone stale|
|Who is he related to?||What happens to his friends? Final update: 8 March 1998|
|Are you my dream girl?||What does he do for a living?|
What does he do?
|Plays music Last update: 16 January 2022 - added a cover of Scandal||Takes pictures Updated on 14 September 2021 - added photos from the air show|
|Writes music Last update: 19 June 2021 - Added a new parody about being fully vaccinated||Surfs the Web Updated 1 October 2004|
Well, I suppose you could always check my mutual funds and see how they're doing. Come back once in a while to see if I'm getting rich (ha).
Almost, but before I go, here are some informative links.