Quid pro quo: I don't look like any of them, either. Two out of two so far! Excellent. And now for your next test.

Do you look like any of these women?

Ambrosia: 540+ lbs, 5-6, 80-64-82
Mercedes: 300 lbs, 5-1, 60-38-62
Nancy: 350+ lbs, 5-4, 46-50-70
 Norma: 330 lbs, 5-7, 78-48-52