Description of Subject

Known Aliases

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Financial Information

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Known Weaknesses

Provision of any of these items can be used to exert significant influence over the subject. The first four would invoke permanent gratitude; agents are strongly advised to attempt to secure one of these women for the subject in order to ensure co-operation.


New Year's Resolution

Be it resolved that it is silly to save up all of your faults until an arbitrarily selected date and then make a list of them, intending to fix them all but in reality knowing that most of them will still be on the same list at the same time a year hence.


Subject has arms but is typically harmless. Can be rendered incoherent with careful application of suitable reading material.

Subject has been known to port Unix command-line utilities to DOS and Windows.

Information courtesy of C.I.A. (sorry, can't say what that means. It's classified.)