Description of Subject


Known Aliases


Frequently Found


Financial Information

See graph of net worth


Known Weaknesses

Provision of any of these items can be used to exert significant influence over the subject. The first four would invoke permanent gratitude; agents are strongly advised to attempt to secure one of these women for the subject in order to ensure co-operation.


Hates


New Year's Resolution

Be it resolved that it is silly to save up all of your faults until an arbitrarily selected date and then make a list of them, intending to fix them all but in reality knowing that most of them will still be on the same list at the same time a year hence.

Miscellany

Subject has arms but is typically harmless. Can be rendered incoherent with careful application of suitable reading material.

Subject has been known to port Unix command-line utilities to DOS and Windows.

Information courtesy of C.I.A. (sorry, can't say what that means. It's classified.)