Description of Subject
- Born: Once
- Height: Approximately average
- Weight: Approximately normal
- Vital Statistics: 37-33-39
- BMI: 24
- Resting Pulse Rate: 52
- Eyes: Two, myopic
- Hair: Mostly still present
- Spice Name: Mr. Baby Spice
- What he would look like if pregnant
- Marital Status: Single
- Steve - used at home
- Hi Ho Silver - used
in various contexts
- Other aliases are classified information.
See graph of net worth
Provision of any of these items can be used to exert significant
influence over the subject. The first four would invoke permanent
gratitude; agents are strongly advised to attempt to secure one
of these women for the subject in order to ensure co-operation.
New Year's Resolution
Be it resolved that it is silly to save up all of your faults until
an arbitrarily selected date and then make a list of them, intending to
fix them all but in reality knowing that most of them will still be on the
same list at the same time a year hence.
Subject has arms but is typically harmless. Can be rendered
incoherent with careful application of
Subject has been known to port Unix
command-line utilities to DOS and Windows.