First, some background. If you don't know who Rick Tocchet is or why he was in trouble with the law, read the Wikipedia entry on him, in particular the section about the illegal gambling ring.

I borrowed the music and some lyrical concepts from the song Drugs In My Pocket by The Monks. The Youtube video below is just something someone put together, but the music itself is the original song, so if you aren't familiar with the song, give it a listen first:

OK, now you're all set for my version. It's only fair to warn you that there are some swear words, including one featured fairly prominently, so discretion is advised.